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I am wildgnome/cadillac. Hello.

Cadillac likes listening to music and frying her brain cells. She hates summer and likes winter much better. Her favorite color is blue. She likes to complain about a lot of things, including:
-her life
-other people's lives
-the weather (yes, she IS a true minnesotan)
-other people
-how little time there is in the day
-how much time there is in the day
-how fucking expensive everything is
-how fucking cheap everything is
-how fat she is
-how skinny she is
-her parents
-her siblings
-everything imaginable

Cadillac currently (as of July 11th) has 627 songs and music videos. She is aiming for 666, at which point she will sacrifice a song every time she wants a new one.

Cadillac thinks a lot about when she'll get married, at to whom. Cadillac will settle for any of the following:
-the man that fills all the requirements from THE LIST
-johnny depp
-george clooney
-viggo
-prince harry
-blake lewis
-hugh grant
-gerard butler
-ben affleck (*sigh*)

Cadillac is terrible at math and doesn't like it either. Cadillac is an extreme pessimist and is worried that the sun will blow up, right before Johnny Depp falls in love with her. But if it doesn't, then she wants to die having sex with him. Or any of the other extremely sexy men above.

Cadillac likes to dance, but secretly worries that she sucks at it. Cadillac hates Mr. Boob Check and enjoys spamming him. It has become her favorite hobby.

Cadillac's favorite movies are:
-Chocolat
-Mean Girls
-Forrest Gump (she cries every time she watches it)
-Rat Race
-National Lampoon's Van Wilder
-Zoolander
-Brigadoon
-Some Like It Hot

Cadillac has only seen four R-rated movies so far in her life (National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Secretary, When Harry Met Sally, and Borat), and this is because her parents like to bowlderize (look it up). She reallllly wants to see Little Miss Sunshine, but Sylvester won't lend it to her, which she is rather pissed off at. Cadillac "borrows" magazines from doctor's offices, because she likes magazines.

Cadillac daydreams a lot about extremely morbid things that, being the pessimist she is, she's convinced will probably happen to her. Cadillac has very roller coaster-ish moods that convince her that she is pregnant.

Cadillac's hair is thinning in the back of her head, which leads her to believe that she is slowly dying of leukemia. Cadillac is a bit paranoid about the illnesses and superbugs she reads about in Reader's Digest.

Cadillac's idol is Princess Diana, because she wishes her life was exactly like hers. Exactly.

Cadillac listens to all sorts of music. She has every genre imaginable in her iTunes library.

Cadillac feels guilty about a lot of things. Cadillac feels guilty about a lot of things for good reason.

Cadillac is very unique.

And Cadillac has a blog.

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